MEME

Here's a little something I stole from a friend of mine. If you're unfamiliar with a MEME, then basically, its n number of things you can/cant/want to do etc... This is extremely hard, as it can involve an amount of inner searching, and realisation of your own situation. I have trouble with all of these questions, as since my divorce back in 1999, I have become so open about myself, and already realised some of my fantasy's, so to complete 7 things I want to do, is pretty difficult as I have done a lot of them already. As I don't listen to myself, I don't really know what common phrases I say all the time, and to identify 7 things I cant do, well usually if I cant do it, then usually I don't need to be able to do it like laying carpet, I always get the carpet fitter in (much more fun watching somebody else doing it (evil grin).

7 Things I Can Do:

1. Put on a dress and still look like a 'bloke in a dress' to quote Eddie Izzard.


2. Reverse my car into a parking space without hitting anything !


3. Wear high heels and feel good about it.


4. Do-it-yourself maintenance (yes in heels as well).


5. Fall asleep anywhere, anytime (yes, I have fallen asleep in a night club before).


6. Put my foot in my mouth (in both the physical (toes anyway) and metaphorical sense).


7. Paint my nails really well.

7 Things I Can't Do

1. Give birth (I'm a guy after all).


2. Multi-task.


3. Hold my drink, I get drunk after 3 pints of beer, and legless after 4.


4. Remember things, I am memory challenged.


5. Put on mascara, it usually ends up down my cheek or smudged over my eyelid.


6. Ice skate, I have a bad sense of balance.


7. Sing.

7 Things I Constantly Say:

1. Oh bollocks.


2. Whatever.


3. Forget it !


4. I don't remember that !


5. Okey dokey.


6. Sorted.


7. Lovely jubley.

7 Things I'd like to do in my Lifetime:

1. Visit the many exciting places on my travel list.


2. Participate in a group orgy.


3. Be accepted in public when dressed as a woman.


4. Attend the Olympic games - not so much for the sport, more for the atmosphere.


5. Go to a Formula 1 race meeting - Yes I lived in Silverstone for several years and never went.


6. Fly on a supersonic jet.


7. Fly in a hot air balloon.